TAKE A DRINK WHEN:
🎧 Pop Diva music plays
👠 Famous Drag Queens appear
💁♂️ Someone calls Chi Chi a “lil’ Latin boy in drag”
👊 Swayze channels “Road House”
🏀 Snipes channels “White Men Can’t Jump”
🇵🇷 Chi Chi speaks Spanish
👮 Sheriff Dollard appears
💅🏿 Noxzeema beats someone’s ass
💁 Noxzeema sasses someone
😡 Vita, Noxzeema, and/or Chi Chi argue
🎬 Old Hollywood movies are referenced
😭 It becomes a Lifetime Movie of the Week (domestic violence, sappy dialogue or music, dramatic epiphanies, misguided female empowerment)
TAKE A SHOT FOR:
👗 Naomi Campbell
🤡 Robin Williams
✂️ Operation Decorator Storm
😻 Julie Newmar
