Opening Song: "Barracuda" - Heart
I'd hate to say, "I told ya so," but this time, I was SO right! Ungh! How does that taste?! Mmmmmm...
For over a year I have said that Ashlee Simpson cannot sing because if you ever watched her reality show, you'd know that she never ONCE hit the high note on "Pieces Of Me" or any other song to be honest. In the recording studio segments, the directors were always saying that they didn't even know whether she actually could record it or not in the end... we never saw it.
But really, I wanna know what kind of dark sorcery those guys used to make her vocals sound awesome on the radio (I'll admit: I was rockin' out to La La aka "the kinky song") 'cause the few times that she hasn't lip-synched, she has sounded horrendous.
And now I have digital proof! During a terrible *covers ears* live performance (w/o the help of "backing vocals"), Ashlee was booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl for stinkin' up the place AND it's about time.
Ha ha. If you'd like to see the 30-sec footage for yourself, click here!
For the record, I was rockin' to that song when it was magically enhanced (good stuff):
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna SCREAM!
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