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A Nasty Case of Stage Fight

Theme Song: "Mortal Kombat" - The Immortals A couple of months ago, I found myself lounging around the house with a rare Sunda...

Monday, April 12, 2010

Nobody Crosses JiMBO Esquire!

Original Air Date: 01.11.05
Opening Song: "Rip Her to Shreds" - Blondie

*JiMBO grabs his hair and screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Why do people insist on pissing me off nowadays?

Whew. Today I was shocked and hurt in Yearbook class. Here's what happened: Queen and I were working out our pages since I'm doing a story and interview segment for my "Teacher's Lounge" feature. While we were examining the page opposite hers, we saw a plain-looking page with some pics and stories. Well, at first I was impressed by Stefanie's commitment and writing skills UNTIL I actually read the stories and realized something...

I WROTE THESE STORIES!!! All my words... that skeezer just tacked her byline on my stories! I wanted to put my fist through a monitor but the only thing that I could let come out of my mouth was "Oh NO SHE DIDN'T!" (this is school, after all). I was fuming for a good 2 minutes but I had to work on another page so I brushed it off. I'll get her later.

On a much brighter note, I asked Autumn to go to Senior Prom with me... she said "Yes," if you were wondering. BOOOO-YAH! But then she started howling like a werewolf during Lunch; I said that she can do at the dance only (and I do mean ONLY) if there's a full moon that night. I'm pretty sure Shannon's goin' with EJ, so I told Rice Lady that she should ask one of them young bucks if they wanna go... Freshman Doug's name came up but that would just be strange. "Is that your date or your son down there?"

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Low
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:Moderate
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:High
Narcissistic:High
Avoidant:Low
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Later, at Drama Rehearsal (for HMS Pinafore, the new musical) I told Rice Lady that I was going with Autumn, and then Rice Lady told me that her parents told her brother that if he couldn't find a prom date, then he should take one of his sisters. Eek! If you're gonna do that, you might as well show up to Prom barefoot, banjo in-hand. For real.

What'd I learn today? I learned that there are people who will stoop as LOW as plagiarism nowadays! Really, I don't care that she put my stories on her page... I just don't appreciate her taking my byline. RRRRRRRRrr. Also, I learned that Autumn and I have been through a lot together and I'm so glad that I asked her (we have known each other since Kindergarten, when I had a crush on her). So, we've come full circle--"reunited and it feels so good."

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