Opening Song: "You're So Vain" - Carly Simon
Life is going by way too fast for JiMBO nowadays. In almost exactly six months, my friends and I will be graduating from high school... and since I'll probably attend a Journalism conference during the summer, I won't see them at all. *sigh* And the next yearbook deadline is this Friday, so I have to design, in addition to my two pages, three additional pages because some people are too lazy and inconsiderate to let anyone know that they don't plan on doing their assigned pages. Arrrrgh! I'll just do it all myself.
Only one person actually showed me (the copy editor) her page and I'm so happy she did because it had about 20 misspelled words, and it was "proofread" by an AP student/ex-Newspaper editor beforehand. That sends a chill up my spine... and not a good one! Oh yeah, little known secret about Mr. JiMBO: I was both a middle school and high school spelling bee champion, competing among our best and brightest AP students, and when I wrote college papers for my brother in the sixth grade, I always earned A's. But let's keep that on the D.L.
Lunch today was pretty fun and insane, as usual. Shannon has a digital camera (oh yes) and she and Penguin were just flashin' everybody like crazy. Penguin spent most of her camera time exploring the dark recesses of Shannon's nose. Super Mouse took our family photo, which looks shockingly like a KODAK or a Dawson's Creek ad... HOT!
After being invited to Jazmine's weave party (don't forget the hair glue, y'all), I went over to the auditorium and met Rice Lady's Hydra (microscopic creatures with tentacles that eat sea monkeys)... she hasn't named them yet. Then, as I set my stuff down on the wooden bench, I thought Truffles' dad was checkin' out my rock-hard ass. He was standing behind me, just tilting his head and staring. Then he asked, "Is it upside down?"
WHAT?! He was referring to the Chinese symbols on my skintight shirt... I didn't even know there were symbols on my back. I hope they didn't say anything embarrassing because he actually speaks Mandarin, so he would know.
Lastly let's point out the clouds in my coffee: The Frac told Carolyn and me that after only 2 days, two guys and one girl are quitting the musical! Great. Apparently, Allie (aka Dinkie) and Sweetpea will be stepping in. I'm scared, y'all; people are quitting before the scripts were even handed out... not very encouraging. Plus, Satan's been pretty chummy with me lately AND it's freakin' me out! This just might stand in the way of me disliking him. Damn.
What did I learn today? I learned that most people are not learning spelling and grammar in high school, but those are really helpful skills, especially if you plan on becoming a writer of some sort. Also, I, "Sammy the Sailor," have found out that I may not have the smallest part in the play... Boo-yah.
*Yoink!* Let's see, I just swiped this from Lightstorm 'cause I have time left for a quick survey:
FIRSTS
First best friend: Adrienne and Andrew
First real kiss: Sara
First break-up: Me and Jessica (my 3rd grade stalker... she fell down a flight of stairs)
First screen name: CakeEater99 (I was obsessed with those Mighty Ducks movies)
First self purchased album: Mortal Kombat Soundtrack (cassette)
First funeral: Never been
First pets: Never had any
First piercing/tattoo: None... oh no, I'm boring too
First credit card: Don't have one
First true love: Rocket
First enemy: Sirius (it was in preschool and he was pure EVIL... so I had to kick that ass, I was a wild one)
First big trip: Went to Detroit when I was 3
First music: The music of My Fair Lady, The Last Dragon, and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
LASTS
Last car ride: Went to pick up some Chinese yesterday
Last kiss: *scoff* I'd say 3 years ago
Last good cry: 9 years ago... I swore off crying that day (no feeling sorry for myself)
Last library book checked out: The Prophecies of Nostradamus
Last movie seen: Fat Albert (Hey Hey Hey!)
Last beverage drank: Pepsi
Last food consumed: Peanut Butter Crackers
Last crush: I'm embarrassed to say it 'cause they're younger than me *covers face*
Last phone call: called my Mama today
Last time showered: This morning... scrub-a-dub-dub
Last shoes worn: my ass-kicking boots ("round at the top")
Last item bought: Klymaxx CD, Bring it On, and Bringing Down the House
Last annoyance: Harouff throwing another hissy fit
Last time wanting to die: 9 years ago
Last time scolded: Sunday
RELATIONSHIPS
Who are your best friends? Adrienne, Janelle, Jeff, Alexis, Allison
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope, and I'm not really lookin'
STUFF
Where is your favorite place to shop? Best Buy, Suncoast, Spencer's, Waldenbooks
Do you do drugs? Only on New Year's, but I don't go bananas
What kind of shampoo do you use? Head & Shoulders (Yum.)
What are you most scared of? Being buried alive, Jello (it's too jiggly to be right)
What are you listening to right now? Boy Meets World on Disney
How many buddies are online right now? No idea
What would you change about yourself? My ears, my head, my ankles, and sometimes, my shoulders
FAVORITE
Color: Green.
Food: Teriyaki Chicken & Rice -or- Broccoli.
Boys' names: Caleb or Tony or William.
Girls' names: Cassandra or Callisto or Fairuza.
Subjects in school: English, Journalism, AP Psych, Band
Animals: Pandas and dogs.
Sports: Gymnastics, Basketball, Tennis, Soccer
Perfume: "Curious" by Britney Spears
Cologne: "Coolwater"
HAVE YOU EVER...
Given anyone a bath? *cringe* Yep, my great grandma... not as wonderful as you might think.
Done any drugs? a little alcohol, but I don't make it a habit
Bungee jumped? Nope
Made yourself throw up? Only when I was feeling sick and couldn't do it naturally
Skinny dipped? It hasn't been THAT hot outside yet
Been in love? Yeah
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Probably when I was in elementary school
Photographed yourself in the nude? *covers mouth in shock* OMG, I did that.
Actually seen your crush naked? Not completely
Cried when someone died? I wanted to when Aaliyah died (so young & talented) but my tear ducts are all dried up
Lied? Sure
Fallen for your best friend? Hahaha, yeah but I never mentioned it
Been rejected? Once, but that's b/c she had a boyfriend at the time
Rejected someone? Many times, but I was tempted not to
Used someone? Sadly, I have
Done something you regret? No, I might not be who I am today if I went back and changed those things
CURRENT
Clothes: Blue jeans and a tie-dyed shirt (which I would never wear outside)
Music: Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
Make-up: Just a little base... NO!
Annoyance: I'm sitting in a weird yoga-like way
Smell: I smell popcorn.
Favorite artist: Britney Spears (woo!) and David Bowie.
Desktop picture: Alfie promo
CD in player: A Stripper Mix I just made (lots of sexy tunes)
DVD in player: Mean Girls
Color of toenails: White.
LAST PERSON...
You touched: Rice Lady
Hugged: Super Mouse Shannon
You IMed: I don't do that
You kissed: Amber
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
Kill: Nobody deserves that, not even my archnemesis
Look like: not Allen Strange! I'd say Denzel Washington
RANDOM
In the morning I am: Stumbling my way into the shower to wake up
All I need is: me and the voice in my head that keeps me going
I dream about: School and friends from school (and it's always nighttime or stormy in my dreams!)
What do you notice first: In a person, legs... HOT!
Last person you danced with: Brittany, Kristy, and 'em.
Who makes you laugh the most: Rice Lady (Carolyn)
Who makes you smile: Shannon and Alexis
Who has a crush on you: Hmmm... lots of young bucks but I think that's illegal in 48 states
NUMBER...
Of times I have had my heart broken: Twice
Of hearts I have broken: One, but I fixed it right away
Of guys I've kissed: I will say this, I've never french-kissed a guy
Of girls I've kissed: 4
Of continents I have lived in: Just this one
Of tight friends: I'd say about 15 close friends
*sighs with relief* That didn't hurt at all.
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