Opening Song: "Boogeyman" - Rob Zombie
I attended the scholarship luncheon in Baltimore earlier this afternoon... and that's two hours of my life that I'll never get back. Seriously, it was a waste of my time. It turns out that ALL 54 of the finalists in the competition were all invited to the ceremony; unfortunately, only 12 of us bothered to show up. And the committee hadn't decided beforehand who was going to win; instead, they assigned everyone a number and whoever's number was drawn from bingo cage would win one of the $500 scholarships.
Needless to say, only 4 of the people who actually came and 11 people who didn't even have to suffer through that boring ass ceremony ended up receiving the scholarships. What a crock! All I could think, as I looked at my disappointed fellow finalists and their families, was, "I've gotta get out of here."
Quote Of The Day: "You're broke? You mean, there ain't no job for me?! *sadly lowers her head* Son of a bitch... TV, I trusted you and ya made a fool out of me!! You're gonna pay!" - Foxxy Love, Drawn Together
And even after the ceremony was over, I couldn't escape. See, my mom had to show me off to all the bigwigs at her job. They were all nice people. I was OK until I ran into the guest speaker, Pastor Whatshisface. He kept asking me asinine questions and would interrupt me every time I tried to respond.
That guy really, REALLY started to piss me off when he started telling me what I was doing wrong and what I should do to succeed in life. RRRRRrrrr... Does JiMBO gotta choke a priest? Back up off me! He richly deserved it, but I controlled myself; besides, my Mama was there so I had to make her proud.
After the ceremony I went to Circuit City to buy myself a little happiness. I ended up buying some old favorites: Death Becomes Her and Booty Call: The Bootiest Edition. OK, so I'm a weirdo; I accept it. I truly hope your day went better than mine. Sweet Dreams, y'all.
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