Opening Song: "Never Had A Dream Come True" - S Club 7
I like Valentine's Day! Well, I like the ideas behind it: love, romance, togetherness, happiness, chocolate-y goodness. And I'm proud to say that I'm single, lovin' it, and I still had an awesome Val Day.
I'm so happy about work... all my years of whoring have finally paid off! I've become the high maintenance worker there, making an average of $20 tips an hour. WOOOOOO! It was kinda funny, actually; I spent most the day blushing 'cause my nosy ol' customers kept asking about my HOT Valentine's Day plans, "You're so good looking, how come you don't have a girlfriend?" Well... I'd rather just sit back, watch Chasing Papi and go buckwild on a bag of Cookies N Cream bars. MMMMMmmmm! And I really don't want anybody standing in my way, nagging me to death all day, saying "I Love You" and all that good stuff.
But then again, I felt the single-guy loneliness pain on Sunday... for about 30 seconds. Thought of having a one night stand but really, I could do that any other day of the year. M'hmm.
Oh yeah, we have a new Team Sports coach at the school, Mr. Reynolds. He is OUT OF HIS MIND! No, for real. Picture Chris Farley, then Jack Black. Now squint. That's Mr. Reynolds and he's got just as much as energy as those guys (he's like a wind-up toy)! We're playing volleyball right now; I was a bit rusty the first day but now I'm kickin' underclassman butt once again! Boo-yah, I invented volleyball, bitches! And now I'm like the star student 'cause I may be old & crusty but I'm still a beast. RRRRRrrr!
That reminds me, I almost had a stroke during band rehearsal. I was talking to my band girls and I brought up the Chris Farley comparison and they had NO IDEA who he was! "What are they teaching you in school?!" I felt SOOO old, man! Come on! "Fat Guy in a little coat!" That's classic. I know he's gone now, but I thought that the juniors would at least remember him! Well, they know Jack Black (of course).
Quote of the Day: "I am NOT Monique's mother! Ick! Angela Lansbury is Monique's mother! Shelley Winters is Monique's mother! Sean Connery is Monique's mother! Oh wait, I take that back. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old but he's still a stud!" - Goldie Hawn, First Wives' Club
I invited Rice Lady to the movies this Friday, 'cause with the onset of college interviews and application deadlines, my social life is rapidly coming to an end! I'm booked for the rest of this month!
Oh yeah, more good news, I'm gonna be awarded a $500 scholarship at a luncheon this Sunday (Interview for Columbia University the same day). I hate these kinds of events but hey, $500 will buy my college books.
Alright, since it's a special occasion I've decided to do something different for Valentine's Day, so here it is:
JiMBO's CELEBRITY VALENTINES
Mariel Hemingway
I've had a crush on her since I was 5 years old and I saw her in Delirious with the late and great comedian, John Candy.
Britney Spears
Great girl, sexy voice, awesome dancer, kick-ass body, what's not to love? Britney, you had me at "...Baby one more time." Oh yeah, Congratulations on finally winning that Grammy!
Jude Law
Can't forget about the Jude, y'all! Such a gentleman... I'm proud of how far he has come! Plus, he's a very suave, funny, and multi-talented actor.
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