BLAST!

Original Air Date: 11.26.04
Opening Song: "Planet Schmanet, Janet" - Barry Bostwick (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

My evil plan to actually enjoy one vacation day has been foiled! Since Alfie (Jude Law) is only playing at one theater even remotely close to me and since I don't feel like seeing Finding Neverland (Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet) tonight and since my bro's gotta use the car, I'm stuck here doing office work and working on college admissions essays for the fifth time. Oh well, same old same old.

Around midnight last night I finally decided to watch a DVD my mom rented, Monster (starring Charlize Theron as a man-killer and Christina Ricci as her only friend). It was awesome from start to finish. The acting was phenomenal (Charlize was extremely convincing as a female Hank Hill); the movie was based on real-life events; and it didn't have a happy ending. Even though I haven't intentionally cried in over seven years, this movie almost forced me to... I fought it though. (Gotta be strong, JiMBO) Anyway, I wholeheartedly give Monster 4 stars but it's definitely not a family picture (due to incessant whining, female mullets, lesbian undertones, and a strange roller disco sequence).