Opening Song: "I Will Survive" - Gloria Gaynor
This morning as Mother dropped me off at school I noticed that all the lights were off... but since people were inside, I figured I'd better go in anyway. I ran up to Mr. Harouff (with his crazy eyes) and he told me that we were going to first period. So I moseyed over to the cafeteria and searched for some familiar faces; it was dark and I wasn't wearing my glasses so that was fruitless.
Mr. Markowski told us how scared he was by his coworkers because the coffee machines were off. The coffee fiends were huddled together in the main lobby, refusing to accept the fact that there wasn't a drop in the school.
I went to my Journalism class and since the classroom has no windows, we were sent back to the cafeteria with one flashlight. Once we got there, everything was cool. But then cabin fever set in. Stage One: We started telling nonsensical ghost stories that took place in the lunch room. Stage Two: The girls and Dan sang "Like A Virgin" and "I will Survive." Stage Three: My sanity slowly slips away and I unbutton some buttons. Stage Four: Dan asks for a condom.
Then the lights magically popped back on and even the teachers were horrified. I returned to normal right away and returned to Journalism. By then, over 500 students had already called their Mommies and went home. Blaast!
What did JiMBO learn? Well, I learned that people do things in the dark that they wouldn't dream of doing in the day. During that power outage, I was
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