Opening Song: "319" - Prince
Turn around, put your hands on your head and back away from the Egg Nog! NOW! *sigh* I was looking up recipes for homemade Egg Nog a couple nights ago and all of them had the same disclaimer: "Caution! This recipe contains raw eggs. We do not encourage pregnant women to consume raw eggs."
What the hell? I could understand if the Nog was considered "dangerous" because of the alcohol in the recipe. So, sure, ladies, it's alright to guzzle down the rum but those raw eggs will mess yo' kid up! Craziness.
Oh yes, that reminds me. Whoever decided it would be an awesome idea to make the new Cascade toilet bowl cleaning tablets look like sugar-coated candy, I'd like for you to stand up and turn around, so I can kick you square in the ass (with my boot!). Really, I was bagging these groceries and these tablets looked so tasty... I was actually gonna buy some until I actually read the small description on the label. And I'm almost 18, so I can only imagine what little kids will do when they see this in the kitchen cabinet. Oh, the humanity!
By the way, for XMAS this year I got some very cool DVDs including: The Critic, Xena: Warrior Princess (Season 5), Saved By The Bell: Seasons 3 & 4, Mean Girls ("I don't know why people think Regina's so bad. She's such a good... SLUT!!"), and Mary Poppins (good stuff).
What did I learn? I learned that some products are just not meant to look appealing. Typically, cleaning products are in gray or orange or pink bags, so no one would even think they were snacks. But those Cascade tabs looked almost exactly like sugar-coated peaches in a Christmas-y bag.
You fit in the first reality that exists. World Number One. The First Home. You could survive in the most primitive world. You are unique, smart, strong, you like to settle things and define them into categories so you can have a clear view for the big picture, to you rules are not made to be broken, they are made to prevent chaos, you are not too strict but still don't like randomness. You value trust, intelligence and truth. Your power lies in {Mind}. You live in the right side extreme area. Your representing color is {White}. Your strongest feeling is {Confidence}. Your soul reflects the word {Purity}.
Which Ultimate Reality Could You Survive In? Which Stage Of Humans' Life Fit you? (Details w/ pics)
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