JiMBO The Barbarian!!

Original Air Date: 12.06.04
Opening Song: "Bodies" - Drowning Pool

So mad I can't even see straight. Rrrrrr... *calming down* Alright, I'm good.

Band class today was absolutely TERRRRRRIBLE! We have a concert in a week and our songs still need a little work, but our new director (you know, that stringy, cross-eyed son of a... gun from WVU) keeps stopping in the middle of class to throw BFs (Translation: Bitch Fits) and says the same thing every time, "What's wrong? Why is mediocrity enough for you people?! Talk to me. Do you even want to have a concert this year?!" And people tell him, and he just brushes it off as them being stupid.

But today was out-of-control. Our band's morale has gone to hell because of him (negative reinforcement) and because we go over the one song (that we hate) for the entire class period piece-by-piece everyday AND amazingly, he hasn't allowed us to play it as a band in its entirety once!!

He's a teacher so I take pity, but Satan McHellfire (my archnemesis) really pissed me off today and people who know me know that it takes a LOT to get a rise out of me. He was insulting EVERYONE, saying how "Amanda, you remember the music we played at Chesapeake Middle? Can you believe these people are actually having problems with this music? It's so easy. They suck." Frankly, I was ready to hop over a chair, punch his ugly face, take off his shoe and beat him with it. But the Flute Section beat me to it (blast)!

Everyone was arguing: KT was screaming at Mike; I was arguing with Amanda; Ludwig was shocked by his rude comment... the tensions were so high that I seriously thought that there was so gonna be an all-out brawl in the band room (metallic, musical mayhem!) but the bell rang and we all just went home, fizzing with anger.

How dare Satan say that about my Band buddies?! He's not even the best player in his own SECTION (of 4 trumpeters), let alone the entire Band! And Amanda, who went to Chesapeake with him, isn't even trying. Harouff (the director) has got the skills to pay the bills and can back up his comments but Satan really doesn't have a leg to stand on. SO MAD!! To anyone who reads this, DO NOT use Satan's human name around me 'cause I just might take my shoe to ya! And I'm through!

Phew, that felt so gooooooooood.