Opening Song: "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" - Nickelback
I walked over to the couch in the living room to read the morning newspaper and right on the front page and on every subsequent page were pictures of high school wrestling matches. The weird thing was that it was more like WWF-style; the guy on the front page was ready to perform an elbow drop on his opponent (I'm pretty sure that's an illegal maneuver).
Then I mystically found myself in a glass stadium where a swim meet was already in progress. It was a strange event; all the swimmers were herded into one lane and they had to beat up the person in front of them (dunking them, knocking them out) in order to get ahead.
Later that afternoon, I was in front of the high school and my entire gym class was there too. Our teacher was showing everyone wrestling/fighting moves in the grass like we were in military boot camp (maybe the Citadel). Everyone was wearing pure black with no designs. It reminded a lot of the ROTC scene from The Next Karate Kid.
I woke up in a fighting stance ready to kick ass and take names. It had been like no other I've had, especially since the scenes contained lots of bright, primary colors like red, yellow, blue, and green. I don't know what brought about this dream, so I'll blame it on the Lauren's Hulk Hogan-esque comments during Haunted Hallway. When a girl threatened to step on her with high heeled shoes, Lauren was ready to "shove her face in the fog machine." I've always liked that Lauren, sweet yet full of fire. My favorite wrestler as a kid was Bret "The Hitman" Hart because he was cool, Canadian, and CRAAAZY; plus, he had a jheri curl that looks just plain ridiculous nowadays.
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