Theme Song: "Hips Don't Lie" - Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean
Rewind back 5 days to Sunday. After a short afternoon jog, I swing by the R.I.S.E. house a.k.a. housing for people who have pledged not to use drugs and alcohol, in search of my girl, Sara. *cringe* Right off the bat, I'm totally creeped out for obvious reasons, the house is a dead ringer for the one in John Carpenter's Halloween. Spooooooky! Since I don't have the key, I look around for another way to get in. I look to the my left into a window and see a little girl staring right back at me (AHHHH!), we wave to each other for a while. I'm saying through my teeth, "Don't just wave at me, let me in, girl!" LOL, she takes the hint and opens the front door for me.
I trek up three flights of stairs in search of Sara's room. I run into two girls in the hallway and describe who I'm looking for, "Short, brown hair, glasses, pale..." And then I realize, I've just described a needle in a haystack around here! Needless to say, I eventually manage to find Sara's room on my own but she has just stepped out for a meeting. Damn.
Four days later (Wednesday), it's 6:20PM, I'm walking home from the Bullet Hole and I see a short, brown-haired girl walking towards me. I call out to her, "Sarrrrrrra!" We Baywatch run towards each other and share a warm, friendly embrace. Since she's heading back toward the Bullet Hole for a GECO meeting, I decide to skip the walk home and escort her to Plank Basement. Here we have one of our famous 2-hour conversations (about summer nights, STD scares, Hugh Jackman, etc) and she ends up missing the meeting. We plan a formal reunion...
Which brings us to tonight. We've decided to watch Hostel because my favorite man-hating woman-hating feminist wants to see some men squirm! And although Sara does not like horror movies and prefers Care Bears, she laughs her ass off and smiles maniacally during all the torture scenes... while I'm twitching, constantly checking my crotch to make sure everything's still intact. *cringe* It's strange that she identifies with the killers in this film, which explains why she isn't at all disturbed.
We transition from Hostel to Hocus Pocus, a movie from which Sara, Billy, and I can recite every line by heart. And as usual, Billy supplies us with some nerd trivia about the character actor (Jason Marsden) who was the voice of Binx the Cat. ;-) We will go on to watch Teen Witch and Serial Mom... and of course, Sara loves Hostel, yet she covers her eyes and screams during Serial Mom, one of my favorite dark comedies. *sigh* Gotta love ya, Sara!
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