Theme Song: "Miss United States" - William Shatner (from Miss Congeniality)
In the beginning of my dream last night, I'm at Brian & Justin's wedding; BTW, that's Gale Harold & Randy Harrison from Queer As Folk. Along with the other attendees, I throw rice at the happily married couple.
After that, I'm a contestant in an international beauty pageant, held in a banquet hall. Yeny, Magic, and Kyle are dressed in animal skins since they're supposedly the representatives from somewhere in Africa. Rice Lady and I are the final contestants and the representatives of Pasadena, Maryland. And for some reason, she's wearing a Scottish kilt and I'm in a T-shirt and shorts. She and I are the last ones called. We both storm down the HUGE runway, walking past at least 60 other contestants. Once we reach the end, we high-five each other and hope for the best.
Next, I find myself in a very cosmopolitan city--Manhattan, perhaps. I'm Harry Potter... *cringe* I'm in a taxi, and out my window, I see some guys cruisin' me. I roll down my window and sexily say, "You like my ass?" Then, out of nowhere, I morph into a 50-foot-tall donkey, expanding until the taxicab shatters like an egg. I start picking up people and swallowing them whole.
I simultaneously transform into a 7'0" mutant--looking like someone out of Underworld: Evolution--and leap into an office on the top floor of a 40-story building. I run to the window and start puking up entire arms and legs. The police arrive shortly and start shooting at me. I wake up and I can still taste the blood in my mouth.
Crazy, right? My stream of consciousness before I went to bed might explain some things: "Harry Potter's so gay" --> "I would've killed that guy if he said that about my lover" (Queer As Folk 511) --> "Goin' Dark Phoenix on his ass would've been fun." --> "I've gotta call Carolyn sometime." See... makes perfect sense.
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