Theme Song: "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
ICK! I walk outside my dorm this morning and even though it's cold, the air smells horrible today--like feet, sweat, and turkey gravy. So I scurry on over to the library in hopes of escaping it. But NOOOO, the entire computer lab just reeks of B.O. today. I guess it's Finals Week or somethin'! It reminds me of something Mr. Markowski used to say back at Northeast: "When you're in college, some days you're just gonna roll out of bed and just throw on something clean without even looking in the mirror." Back then, I responded, "Ummm, Eww, Mr. Markowski." And now I say, "EW, ya nasty!" God, I'm worse than I was in high school; I take at least an hour getting ready every morning 'cause you can't just wake up lookin' like this. *smiles*
What makes me really mad is the fact that this one guy keeps sitting next to me every day this week and he's been wearing that same pair of clothes for at least week. PHEW! Really, he's making me dizzy up in herre; I have to cover my face and breathe my own hand-air in order to stay alive in that computer lab. Plus, he literally burps like every 3 seconds... and he's a conservative. Tisk, tisk. Strike four, dude.
Hopefully it won't be like this when I come back Spring Semester. But to my fellow students all I have to say is: Just because you've finally started reading doesn't mean you have to stop showering, and just because you've finally cracked open a textbook shouldn't mean I have to crack open a window.
That's it. I'm done with yo' ass.
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