Theme Song: "Me Against The Music (Justice Remix)" - Britney & Madonna
Since the weight room closed extremely early today, I decide to get a headstart on my laundry and other chores around the room I usually do save for Sundays. On my way back to the laundry room I run into Katelin, her lover (Bill--the guy who's here so much I seriously thought he lived in the building), and Mark. I offer to let them borrow a movie; they select Team America... America, Fuck YEAH!
After making their selection they come up to my room in the middle of my cleaning frenzy. My room has the ambiance of Britney Spears' B in the Mix album. Given these conditions, they have no choice but to start dancing (rather badly) in my room. I lie on my bed waiting for them to leave but they just marvel at my walls and shake their booties. At this point, all I can think is, "Since when did Room 302 turn into a gay bar? Shoo!" I'm tempted to spray them with Febreze. It turns out that Bill's roommate's "allergic" to Febreze... you've gotta be shittin' me. Febreze is awesome; it's like a mixture of water and some good smellin' stuff.
Once they leave I relive my childhood and watch a rare DVD I finally ordered off AMAZON: Superfights. Superfights is the story of 3 men (technically, 2 men and a mannish woman named Angel--RRRR!) who fight corruption on the set of a brutal professional wrestling/martial arts show called Superfights. And after watching it as an adult, the first question that comes to mind is: "What was I ON when I was a kid to think that Angel (Kelly Gallant) was sexxy?" She's just so strong and big, I guess. OK, I'll admit it, she's still HOT... just in a scary sort of way.
One hilarious moment in the movie occurs when Angel gives the main character, Jack, a bottle of horsepills (obviously steroids) and yells at him, "They're vitamins, Jack." HAHAHA, Vitamins My 19-Year-Old ASS! Once again, this reminds me of an article I read in Blender magazine about embarrassing celebrity siblings; apparently Jody Watley's sister starred in a skin-flick entitled The United States of Ass. Best. Title. Ever (if ya ask me).
Here's Kelly Gallant in Florida. Arrested on October 1, 2010 for DUI. Yes, this is the REAL Kelly A. Gallant, related to William J. Gallant. There was also a judgement against her dojo which she ran with William J. Gallant in New York back in 1996. I think this might have had some bad effect on her being casted into future roles for movies which is why you don't see her in any.
ReplyDeleteCourt Case link about death at Gallant dojo in 1996:
http://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=9573721097744340276&hl=en&as_sdt=2&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr
Mug Shot from the DUI arrest:
http://www.floridamugshots.us/Arrests/Kelly_Gallant_4907365/
I think one of these links might disappear but its amazing what a little detective work can do.