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A Nasty Case of Stage Fight

Theme Song: "Mortal Kombat" - The Immortals A couple of months ago, I found myself lounging around the house with a rare Sunda...

Monday, May 03, 2010

Blots of Ink (2.05A) (Previously UnAired)

Date of Production: 02.03.2006
Theme Song: "Rich Girl" - Gwen Stefani

The previous night I'm forced to be the guinea pig for a Psychology experiment in which I take a Rorschach Ink Blot Test. I never realized how sexually suggestive a lot of those images are! Really, every other slide I'm thinking, "Vagina with arms!" "Vagina stuck in a tree!" "Puppies kissing... inside a GIANT vagina!" That girl just wanted me to be nasty up in there. *sad shake of head*

What does it look like to you?!

Around 10:15PM, I'm back in my dorm room when out of the blue, I get a phone call from a 718 number. The woman on the other end enthusiastically screams "HI!" I assume it's Shannon and respond accordingly. Surprisingly, it's not Shannon... it's Jess! For those of you not in the know, Jess played both Donatella Versace and KiT in my play last Spring.

I'm probably gonna get shot!

She thanks me for her 19th birthday present; I sent her Margaret Cho's latest comedy CD (Assassin), a party favor from my Final Farewell, and a picture of Me, Jai, and Paul @ the Costume Party. As I talk to her, I realize that Salisbury University is a lot like Gettysburg--out in the middle of nowhere yet surrounded by WalMarts. I'm thrilled to hear that she has a lot of college friends, gets a lot of invites to people's rooms (no comment there, LOL), and BEST of all, she's continuing to study acting. Yes, I'll snatch some credit for that b/c I discovered her in Mr. Markowski's AP Psych class. M'hmm. You go, Jess!

JarHead

The next day I go to see Jarhead at the Junction; I sit by Katy, Reegan, Kayla, and Laura. Jarhead tells the story of a soldier in the Gulf War of 1991. The film is very testosterony... not as much ACTION/VIOLENCE as I would like but it has tons of profanity. Proof of that is the scene where one guy is crying and bitching because he hasn't killed anybody yet. Boo-hoo, bitch!

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